TMZ Report: Tiger's Injuries Caused By Angry WIFE

The truth-tellers at TMZ are saying that Tiger Woods wife, Elin Nordegren (above) was the cause of his recent injuries, not the wrecked SUV. Tiger reportedly told someone what actually happened, and TMZ reported it...

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

Recently there have been reports that Tiger was cheating on his wife with Rachel Uchitel - the same Ho who was supposedly bumping pretties with David Boreanaz (below). If this is true, Rachel has earned her Big Ho Platinum Card and a 15% discount at Frederick's of Hollywood.

Shirtless On Saturday

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House of Xtravaganza Has a Ball

I have mentioned many times how obsessed I am with Paris Is Burning - and the vogueing ballroom community the movie showcased. And one of the most important vogue "houses" from Paris is Burning was the House of Xtravaganza.

Many of the old houses featured in the documentary have died out (like so many members of the ballroom community) - but the Xtravaganza's remain strong. In fact, they held their first ball in five years this month at NYC's Irving Plaza nightclub: Moda - La Envidia Xtravaganza Ball.

Please check out these fantastic pictures taken at the ball from BackstageAt.com (HERE and HERE) ... and then watch this video which is narrated by the hysterical Mike Diamond.

And in case you're thinking that only kids from Harlem, Brooklyn and the Bronx go to these balls, look at who was in attendance - watching the legendary children doing their thing ...

That's right biatches ... THE DUCHESS, Michael Kors!

Enough Turkey, It's Time For Chicken - Taylor Lautner

I know one thing: they certainly didn't make 17-year-olds like THIS when I was in school. Yes, I'm 'getting my perv on' and featuring Taylor Lautner today on the blog, and this isn't the first time. Who could forget the picture I posted a while ago of Taylor and his extremely large ... um ... WATER BOTTLE. If you haven't figured it out, I am definitely a member of "Team Jacob".

And for those of you who don't wish to view pictures of Taylor until he is "legal", here is a handy countdown clock which lets us know how long until Taylor turns 18. Thanks to Mechadude, where I first saw this...

Lance Bass A-Go-Go

Lance Bass poses with NYC go-go dude (and DavidDust featured hottie) Geronimo Frias at a nightclub recently. Whatever you say about him, Mr. Bass certainly knows where to find the cute guys.

Source: Wilsonmodels, the fantastic gay NYC nightlife picture blog.